Description
- SO UNIQUE, HE'll BE EATING HIS (JERKY) HEART OUT. Fourteen knee-weakening treats of jerky masquerading as chocolate in a sappy, heart-shaped box. The Original Jerky Heart is a wholly-savory, hyper-sensual meat surprise of affection and flavor. Perfect for Valentines Day, anniversaries, birthdays, or any day he plans to consume food.
- ROMANCE JUST GOT A WHOLE LOT TASTIER. Tease and treat your hunk of meat with a flirtatious feast of thirteen savory, seasoned beef and pork jerky treats including flavors like Habanero, Root Beer, Teriyaki, and Honey Bourbon.
- NEANDERTHAL NUTRITION. The Paleo Diet is all the rage these days. Why millions of Americans would want to look like bulky, unkempt cavemen is beyond us, but if thats where the new standard of beauty is headed, were not complaining. The Primal Hunger Crate is the ultimate treat for any mans primal palate.
- THE FATHERS OF FLAVOR. The neanderthals were our nutritional trailblazers, hunting and sampling every creature to ensure no taste was left untested. The best of beasts became the jerky bedrock for the developing civilization, namely: free-roaming, grassfed cattle.
- HAPPINESS GUARANTEED. Its pretty simple really. We think our products are awesome, and we guarantee you will too. We believe giving gifts should be exciting, nay, unforgettable! If youre unhappy with your purchase or experience for any reason, well make it right and give you the kind of service youll want to high five us for.