Flunky Monkey Cookie Dough Cream Stout Beer Making Ingredient Kit

Description

• Just the Facts, Ma'am: ABV 6.7%, Color 45 SRM, IBU 27, Original Gravity 1.067, Final Gravity 1.015
• All of our recipe kits are made fresh to your order. No pre-boxed kits. NO WAREHOUSES!
• The recipe kit makes 5 gallons of fresh, homebrewed beer.
• The recipe kit includes dried beer yeast and priming sugar.

Koko was a bad monkey. He wouldnt clean his cage. He wouldnt do his homework. And so, like many an unmotivated monkey, he flunked out of school and bounced here and there before finally winding up at the DMV, where he spent his days issuing drivers licenses. But Koko had exceptional taste in beer, and Koko advanced his career by enjoying many-a-pint at work of this velvety smooth cream stout, which titillates the taste buds with roasty mocha nuttiness, caramel and cream before submitting to the mind-expanding and drool-inducing flavor of cookie dough. Before long at the DMV, Kokos attitude improved to the point where he was promoted to the position of throwing banana peels at people standing in line. So remember the Koko story. If you drink this utterly delicious cookie dough cream stout, you may advance in this world to the superstardom of civil serventry! Editors note: This is a fictional representation of a beer-drinking monkey working at the DMV, which may or may not be absolutely ridiculous, if you think about it. Any similarity to an actual DMV staff member, either direct or implied, might likely be coincidental (as far as you know).

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