Monkey Finger Vanilla Porter, Beer Making Extract Kit

Description

• Just the Facts, Ma'am: ABV 7.1%, Color 45 SRM, IBU 32, Original Gravity 1.070, Final Gravity 1.016
• All of our recipe kits are made fresh to your order. No pre-boxed kits. NO WAREHOUSES!
• The recipe kit makes 5 gallons of fresh, homebrewed beer.
• Includes 4 oz of Vanilla Flavoring! The recipe kit includes dried beer yeast and priming sugar.

Get that finger out of your ear! you don't know where that finger has been! But seriously, we've got a pretty good idea of what you did at the zoo to evoke that monkey's finger. And what better a way to acknowledge a furball primate's obscene gesture that to tilt a pint of this murky black beauty? And though that monkey might pick lice and stink like a barnyard, this luscious porter will exude an aroma of such tempting roastiness that your tongue will intervene, where it will be rewarded with the unraveling of flavors, featuring mocha, coffee, dark fruits and toffee, all finally upstaged by velvety vanilla! Yeah, we know how you offended that monkeywhile he was innocently swinging in the tree, contemplating his banana, you rubbed it in by chugging a pint right in front of his face. Well, whatd ya expect? Its hard to beat Monkey Finger Vanilla Portereven if it gets you the finger!

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