Nucking Futs Chocolate Peanut Butter Porter Beer Making Ingredient Kit

Description

• Just the Facts, Ma'am: ABV 5.3%, Color 40 SRM, IBU 19, Original Gravity 1.052, Final Gravity 1.014
• All of our recipe kits are made fresh to your order. No pre-boxed kits. NO WAREHOUSES!
• The recipe kit makes 5 gallons of fresh, homebrewed beer.
• The recipe kit includes dried beer yeast and priming sugar.

Ever get that funny tickling itch on the back of your brain where your finger wont reach when you suddenly get the insatiable urge to tear off all of your clothes, slather yourself in peanut butter, roll around in chocolate sprinkles and then run blathering and screaming across the fifty-yard-line of the Super Bowl? Of course you have, because, after all, who among us can say that this hasnt been our secret fantasy? But dont let these disconcerting thoughts alarm you, but instead, rejoice! Because youve gone nucking futs, and that also describes that delicious porter in the pint before you, which is overflowing with rich and roasty malty goodness interlaced with smooth caramel and topped off like an ice cream parfait with the harmonious flavors of peanut butter and chocolate. We cant say that a pint of this delicious brew will make you any less batshit crazy, but we can say that it will make your descent into lunacy one kick-ass ride!

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