Parasitic, Psycho, Filthy Creature Ale, Beer Making Extract Kit

Description

• Just the Facts, Ma'am: ABV 6.5%, Color 18 SRM, IBU 19, Original Gravity 1.061, Final Gravity 1.012
• All of our recipe kits are made fresh to your order. No pre-boxed kits. NO WAREHOUSES!
• The recipe kit makes 5 gallons of fresh, homebrewed beer.
• The recipe kit included dried beer yeast and priming sugar.

Parasitic because itll stick to your taste buds with a devastating sense of balance and bitterness and floral deliciousness. Psycho because itll drive you insane with its confounding array of nine bewildering malts, producing a twitch in your eye and a salacious grin as your dribble chin is testament to the deranging flavors of lustrous malt and all of the biscuit-bound, caramel-crazy, mocha-maddening, toffee-tainted trimmings. Filthy because the beer weenie next door expects a sissy yellow lager but you hand him an eye-bulging, hair-receding, nose-hair-growing, deep amber ale. Creature because you roll em all together and its something thats gonna hide under your mattress or in your closet and taunt you in those wee hours to lurch bolt upright in bed with your hair standing on end before you dash to the refrigerator for another satisfying pint of this parasitic, psycho, filthy creature ale!

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