Stupid Brain Barleywine

JASPER'S HOMEBREW & WINEMAKING SUPPLY

Stupid Brain Barleywine

£188.02 £313.37
Save 40% (£125.35)
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Description

  • Just the Facts, Ma'am: ABV 11.4%, Color 14 SRM, IBU 94, Original Gravity 1.114, Final Gravity 1.027
  • All of our recipe kits are made fresh to your order. No pre-boxed kits. NO WAREHOUSES!
  • The recipe kit makes 5 gallons of fresh, homebrewed beer.
  • The recipe kit included dried beer yeast and priming sugar.


Head: Listen up, you stupid brain. My head here has been giving you a free ride for a lotta years, and now its time for you to pull your own weight. Brain: Okay, so whats the plan? Head: See that pint there? Make my hand do a quick-like lifting motion to my mouth. And aim well! Brain: (Suspicious) I dont know. Whats in it for me? Head: Its a lovely cup of amber goodness filled with healthy, brain-stimulating nutrients. Brain: Well, I cant say no to that, ha ha! (Drinking) Hold onI taste rich sweet maltiness and a chewy, bready caramel flavor thats now giving way to big, resiny bitterness and crazy, citrusy hop flavor! Oh my godwhats that? Big alcohol? Its a trick, its a trick! Head: Ha ha ha! Now that Ive subdued you with liquid anesthesia, I am in control! Brain: (Desperate) No, please. Im having trouble seeing that pint! Head: Just shut up and put on those beer goggles, and everything will look better. Brain: (Woozy) Funny, everything does look better. Head: Excellent. Now, ease that pint up to my mouth again and take a big swig, because we just cut the brake line to sanity. Brain: (Acquiescent) Okay. Head: (Smirking) Stupid brain.

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Stupid Brain Barleywine

Jasper's Homebrew & Winemaking Supply.

Stupid Brain Barleywine

£188.02 £313.37
Save 40.0% (£125.35)