Whoop-Dee-Doo Whoopie Pie Ale, Beer Making Extract Kit

Description

• Just the Facts, Ma'am: ABV 5.0%, Color 17 SRM, IBU 22, Original Gravity 1.054, Final Gravity 1.014
• All of our recipe kits are made fresh to your order. No pre-boxed kits. NO WAREHOUSES!
• The recipe kit makes 5 gallons of fresh, homebrewed beer.
• The recipe kit includes dried beer yeast and priming sugar.
• The recipe includes natural chocolate flavor extract and 2 vanilla beans!

More fun than setting fire to your mother-in-laws bushy bushy bouffant wig and beating out the flames with a whoopie cushion, this delectable dark ale will dumbfound your sensibilities with a barrage of questions that simply beg to be answered: Is this a cake? Is this a cookie? Is this a pie? IS THIS A BEER?! We can understand your bewilderment. This seemingly innocent dark brew begins its journey by caressing your lips with velvety malt goodness before fluttering your senses with chocolate cake dreaminess and finally (pause for desperate panting and extensive, uncontrolled drooling. Its okay, its okay. You can do this.)and finally coddling your taste buds with tongue-tickling vanilla! So, you can blaze your way to the bottom of the glass debating the cake-cookie-pie-beer conspiracy, but your first sip will be more fun than whooping it up with a spanking machine in a big-butt factory, and youll be reaching for a refill while your voice uncontrollably shouts, Whoop-Dee-Doo!

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