Whiny the Youngster Imperial IPA (Pliny the Elder Clone) Beer Making Extract Kit

Description

• Just the Facts, Ma'am: ABV 8.0%, Color 11 SRM, IBU 101, Original Gravity 1.070, Final Gravity 1.009
• All of our recipe kits are made fresh to your order. No pre-boxed kits. NO WAREHOUSES!
• The recipe kit makes 5 gallons of fresh, homebrewed beer.
• The recipe kit included dried beer yeast and priming sugar.
• Pliny the Elder Clone from Russian River Brewing Company

Whaa! Oh, poor baby. Whats the matter? Eight ounces of hops not enough for you? How about nine? Well, quit your whining, because well pacify you with a full ten ounces of hops in a five gallon batch. Yeah, thats right, and you can change out of that stinky diaper and snuggle into your big boy training pants, because youre in the big league now. But slow downlets tie on your little bibby-boo-boo, because we can see you drooling with the thought of that delectable malt and delicate caramel being absolutely pounded into a pulp by this ridiculous amount of hops. Oh, stop your sniffling, because your nose will be so overwhelmed with the resinous eruption of citrus, pine and all sorts of sundry pungent floral flavors that well have to shove a pacifier in your mouth to shut you up. So dont come crying to us when youve made poopy in those underpantsjust pour yourself another cold one and feel yourself disappearing into a humulone haze so thick that its sure to soothe you more than your little teddy bear or fuzzy baby blankie and pacify even the whiniest amongst us.

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